USUS (University of Sheffield S.U)

It's lucky for Craig David that he never went to Sheffield University or he would have missed out on so much. Admittedly on Monday he wouldn't have missed much, so he still could have met that bird and trimmed his facial hair. But on the Tuesday when out for a drink, he would have had to forsake one of the north's most popular DnB and hip–hop night, 'The Tuesday Club'. Then all that time spent shagging during the week would by–pass the drunken debauchery of 'Juice', the soap–dodging nostalgia of 'The Fuzz Club', and the scantily–clad profanity of 'Frouk' and 'Pop Tarts'. His time spent 'chilling' on Sunday would indeed have been a time full of bitter regret.

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