.zero
Turning up to a DnB night at .zero in a Ricky Martin–esque latino shirt was not my finest clubbing moment. But after walking round with a tenuous 'I'm being ironic' smile on my face – being smirked at by every member of the hooded army –skaters not the KKK –, I relaxed with a few Stellas and had a good night. But that's where I'm going to leave it. Risking an outfit for the Clockwork Orange–style 'Razor Stiletto' or trying to fit in with the psychedelic hi–NRG 'Planet Zogg' is not going to be a good move. But for everyone else with dress sense, .zero is a great place to strut/smoke your stuff.


