Brannigans

A place where menopausal women go to sit and wait for their chests to drop, killing the time by getting ratted and beckoning in unsuspecting teenagers for a clumsy snog. They may also feel the need to fork out to listen to a flagging Motown star attempting to revive his career with the help of a tape–recorder. Mostly, though, they just sit and wait for their chests to drop. Avoid.

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