Balti King

This legendary late–night haunt has been providing students, rugby players and Dave Bassett with low–quality chicken bhuna for years. But when you're wasted on vodka and upset at the failure of your night's pulling routine one of big Tony's spicy dishes is liable to liven up even the most morbid of folk. As the waiters gather suspiciously by the fridge ready to piss in your Indian lager at the first audible impression of Apu from the Simpsons, you can sit back and rest in the knowledge that you've shared a curry house with Sean Bean. Oh, and that your mate is still in the club slobbering over that fat bird.

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