The Nursery Tavern

The Nursery Tavern is a bit like the nurseries you may have gone to when you were three. The days when you'd play 'doctors and nurses', do a crap drawing that your parents would later pretend to like, have a nice glass of milk and then have a nap for a few hours. But instead of doctors and nurses, it's a game of 'feeling up the slapper in the boobtube', instead of milk it's a quadruple JD and Coke, and rather than a nap it's more like a comatose state which needs your mates to carry you home. These slight differences aside, it's almost identical to your childhood.

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