Ha! Ha! Bar & Canteen

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are going out for a meal. The Scotsman says 'I'd like tae eat inna cheap restaurant in the centre o' Sheffield.' The Englishman says 'I'd like the food to be a cross between home-cooked food and Jamie Oliver. I want a fish-finger sandwich in focaccia bread served with torn basil and drizzled with olive oil.' The Irishman says, 'And I wanna have a cocktail with me meal and a bit of a dance afterwards. Guess where they end up? Here... Funny, no?

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