The Royal Standard
Following his (probably less than) stellar recent tour, Rod Stewart reportedly went into hiding. Worry not lovers of the two-tone rooster-mullet, because we've found him posing as both pub owner and question master extraordinaire. More 'standard' than 'royal', cheapskates can enter free quizzes for beer tokens on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays, but – with no Penny Lancaster or Rachel Hunter in sight – 'Da ya think I'm sexy?' is not a question that will rear its head any time soon.


